as i discovered last weekend when i came out to my bro, mainly in fear that my cousins would do it first.
me: hey you remember when you asked me if i was gay in college?
bro: i didn’t ask you that.
me: yes you did. remember, you said you thought that when i was on you guys about being homophobic?
bro: i remember everything. i didn’t ask you that.
me: fine, you remember [insert ex girlfriend's name here]? (shows him a picture)
bro: yeah.
me: well she was my girlfriend for 2 years.
bro: every girl goes through a phase like that.
completely and utterly unclimatic. meh. well at least i got that out the way.
peace,
e.
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